i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator)


fucknobroarmy:

fucknobroarmy:

the thrilling saga

best part

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

rabioheab:

only 90s kids remember the second world war

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

infamousvikas:

i will fight for you

but i will not 

compete for you 

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

milfoftheyear:

when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

the-winchester-initiative:

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

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(Source: illegalkeaton)

pockochi:

mcthrandies:

napkinbitch:

sirhiddle:

sherpotter:

loki-cat:

kingmoran:

metaknights:

imagine whoever is your icon in a maid outfit

k

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I made mine transparent…

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I changed my icon just to do this

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brbjellyfishing:

Maroon√25

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